80 humor rich in philosophical phrases

1. People live better than pretty beautiful! 2. When the pants lost the belt, and understand what is called a dependency. 3. Not smoke or listen to, so we 4. You angry one minute, then lost 60 seconds of happiness. 5. To do and not do the biggest difference is: the latter has the right to comment on the former. 6. When a man meets a woman, since only the Day, not Independence Day. 7. Close your eyes, I see my future ... ... 8. Way indignant roar, roar End to move forward. 9. Happiness is a relatively level, things have only felt bottom. 10. Life is sometimes like a computer that crashes on the crash, not negotiable. 11. Wide sea diving, broken drum fancy hammer. 12. Rich offering of a money market, no money to take some money home to holding a money market. 13. Grievances can be told, it will not be wronged; to take away the love, it is not love. 14. A 15. Vexatious, there must be the map! 16. Unable to extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are other places in the turnip. 17. I thought the 18. There are some things, which is clearly wrong is also going to insist, as reconciled; some people, knowing that love is also going to give up, because no end; sometimes not knowing the road are still the first line, as used . 19. A diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy! 20. Stingy rust will leave it, you do not is a stainless steel cock! 21. Have not had time zone promiscuous, to be plucked out. 22. Women who have capacity for Yue, who makes herself male and poor. 23. Each person is born when the original, sadly, many people gradually have become pirates! 24. Do not say another head is sick, sick mind of the prerequisite is to have a brain. 25. Where to fall to where to lie down. 26. 27. To do extraordinary things all that unusual to have all the simple things to do on that is not simple. 28. I'm not a prince, as of events like the girl I always felt that she should meet a princess! 29. Couple is among the most contradictory place where the future of fantasy with each other, but always thinking about each other's past. 30. The so-called fate, love, success is the reason, an excuse for failure; the so-called marriage, that is, lovers and eventually became a one can achieve things. 31. Wind direction is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of people stop, I'm afraid his surrender. 32. The regards should not solemnly, but it must be sincere and moving. 33. Happy to know how to share, to double happiness. 34. Busy is a blessing, let us no time to feel pain; run around is a pleasure, let the real feelings of life; fatigue is a pleasure, let us no time to empty. 35. Life is like a 36. I asked the trouble, he does not love you, let me tell you not to unrequited love; health Let me show love letters to you: he change your life! 37. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but very important. 38. Love someone so hard, two people love fun, love three Hao Fan, four people capsized love, love five people get totaled. 39. Woman kissing a man is a happy man kissing a woman is a delicious food. 40. Marriage is to give freedom to wear pieces of cotton, activities inconvenient, but it will be very warm. 41. Hero becomes a prisoner, I am not a hero, so I had to turn off the beauty. 42. Your life: a life in order to play under the circumstances, life is gone, what means fun! 43. People praise me one, I worry, worry about other people praise enough. 44. Love is always better than the sanctity of marriage, marriage, love affordable than ever. 45. Explore the journey is not discovered the New World, but to develop a new perspective. 46. ​​The intention to unique, persevering any taste outstanding. 47. A man can go far, with whom he depends; how good a person, depending on who he pointing; how successful a person, depending on who he accompanied. 48. Sigh is a waste of time, crying is a waste of effort acts. 49. Man's brain like a woman's heart, but the eyes like a woman's appearance. 50. The money to lag behind the others, no money to worship. 51. The original marriage is the eye of fancy, then divorce is the wrong horse. 52. Re-energized, or salted fish. 53. I can choose to give up, but can not give up the option. 54. As a typical failure, you were so successful. 55. Not everyone can live a low-key, low-key basis for a high profile at all times. 56. Women like looks nasty man, not like the length of a broken man. 57. Ancients said: died that day, just to give each other a chance. 59. the boss when you're using your talents, do not you cut the time to become one! 60. A successful man is the ability to earn money to spend than his wife more money, a successful woman is able to find such a man. 61. fell, got up and cried. 62. Marriage is not a killer and sometimes an affair, but time. 63. a moon one of you, I have two shadows and you, ve been looking forward to meet you, the four beauties as you. 64. did not mention not because of forgotten, but because the mind. 65. Some say that love is the last generation in this life debt owed to the situation also, I am certain vulgar previous life not resistant, so life without debt may still! 66. let the future come to past in the past. 67. small happiness with me, heaven is easily satisfied. 68. he big to be bad? Extinction of the dinosaurs are not still! 69. White lie: that is to their own to find a good excuse for cheating. 70. 忽悠 child is, parents education; children 忽悠 parents called cheating; each flicker called generation gap. 71. Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone. 72. Do not talk to me about feelings, hurt money. 73. Life is not the most exciting moment of your dreams, but insisted the process of a dream! 74. Feel the pain of love is not true love, will not feel happy marriage is a sad marriage. 75. Door of happiness closes, another channel will open. We often stare at the closed door, turned a blind eye to the open door. 76. Coffee bitter and sweet, is not Zenmo mixing, but rather whether the sugar; a pain, not the Zenmo forget, but to have the courage to start again. 77. People, tired of living, because the shelf does not fit, do not tear open face, inextricably complex. 78. Love is devoting himself to the whole body into, and then a hundred thousand turn back to extricate yourself! 79. Hengdao to the day since I laugh, after the laugh, go to bed! 80. Humor is a man cry, there was a funny mood! ~