1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, One of them was crushed less than dodge, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
3. wolf said: But the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later , boys and girls have been waiting for, has been not wait, she sad too, her despair, thrown into the sea ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites So it will never become a regret. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!!
5. dumplings are boys or girls because boys and dumplings are the answer foreskin
6. are called the Little yellow ducks, the day he was hit by a car, he cried: itch to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h
8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day there was a fire all the corn patch corn have become little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death h
9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? to buy instant noodles when
10. Antony and Abo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: Father's Day is a few years. ;
11. all the soldiers: : you hear that? friends finally have water to drink , some three-legged man ah! it is a silly child? because they are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: Press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
16. an unfortunate college students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: hh he died, said: ? quickly took me to! hostess? What color are you? red, wrong! is white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice because the floor hhhhhhhhhh .. sliding Well
21. A group of animals after the finish PARTY, burst into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but left unattended inside the shop lamb, may I ask why? facilitate 24-hour store is not closing ah hhh
22. glasses and coffee mugs with the cross the road, when suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results hit by a car glass, coffee cup, but nothing, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah!
23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, referred to as MP3h
24. I hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; three do not know the number!
25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty Ryoko bamboo, tall trees Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, the eve of the U.S. summer woods, Qin ruler Naomi Whitehead , Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Izumi Shizuka, etc. which I know the name and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another lonely night; in the spirit of the most bad when I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; When I play CS exhausting, is that they made me realize smooth pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is the spirit of whom they let me HIGH up ~
26. now really improve the accuracy of earthquake prediction many, this time only a thin two words: predict, go! ; crystal baby! go hh saying 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me go first hh
29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!!
30. celery walked sudden pain in his stomach, then his ????? Answer: Yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
31. there is a fat man to jump off the roof h. h. From the results of twenty became a h.. die fat!!
32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleep h.
33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (thousands)
35. Zhang Fei: ; old thief walked off! 36. ant fell from the Himalayan mountains is how after the death? answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
37. the world's most KB's diary which stay was about to write diary, the diary has been found to run out, he wanted to buy back out again to write, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark to find the streets, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore and not closing to go in now. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. boss with a very low voice, said: Only 50 out with. When you buy a home, do not turn the last page, or what will happen is KB, do not blame me when the time did not warn you, ah! buy a home in this diary, he removed the packaging and put the room on the table in front of the window. when he would like to take a shower and then come out after the bath hh diary, which stay even find the windows of the desk is open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh fast blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened hh KB I saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then you can pull a little h, and finally would also like to pull a little bit of h.... mm-Price read the last page: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnut on the way to go, go the walk suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help passers-by, walk away the suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was Scholars ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet another tadpole, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! a hawthorn married on the road go, go the walk suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, My stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a dumplings to go on the road, walked suddenly said, I want to be Package ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah! a thimble on the way to go However, I went a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah! a fish on the way to go, suddenly walked, I like diving every day, ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, I walked to meet the bear, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I how can not find the leg ah?
39. Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back , and I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work . boss is American, he is German, said: very thin. You are responsible for supplies (supply). , the Japanese suddenly jumped out, called loudly: on the polar bear said: . there is a hide and seek community, they are not found now head hhh
43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand Mei said: red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business So she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat it kinds of dumplings, or there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son to take lunch, but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking for take a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened a run at noon under the hop, the morning of 10 is obviously why dumplings soon became five, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
46. a lumberjack to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you used to work in which of? workers: Sahara Forest hh foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh .. Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind step dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. speak story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, egg ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street a small restaurant for dinner. served a fish. He pick up the fish bite, a bite of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw? fish bones!
49. One day, teacher with a group of children taken to the mountains of fruit, he announced: are a collection of children. Teacher: : of a white horse is only three. It is to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city. It is a continuous car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes Zebra all are as into the ~ really cool horse. crying crying crying .... very sad ... the result ... he ... made ... bud ... the ...
53. One day, cook your stools look black to a lump of white stool, black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! he said: I'm not a stool! I was ice cream!!!
54. have a cat h. Then a mouse found the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu to put him to eat but then the cat ate the mouse been h.. Why??? silly because you could not tell
55 Tiger Mouse . a software company is hiring the day a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose all of a sudden soft-bristled toothbrush with a sudden any connection with the electric toothbrush dating brother brother love to have a new neighbor today toothpaste girl: cool said: must be the cow. How many times, I blush to be born. After the roses, occasionally deliberately to buy eleven roses for her, and received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, watching her in the book to the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, the number of flowers do not have to dual, and ten representatives of florid rose really touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, is She asked the representative what eleven roses, he had only prevaricate. He rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words, growers said: planted a flower three years, heard what flowers language! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all eleven of each flower? he puzzled and said, growers said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~
59 . One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw a line of elderly people there are very familiar, as if Joseph was his father, but he was not sure ~ ~ Then he decided to talk over with him. but still not too sure ~ ~ So he asked: father was also a carpenter. Jesus continue to ask: knelt down and cried tears ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said,
60. Xiaoming 20 million owed to underground banking, Little implored him to allow more days, banks who said: only; the first 3 days, then hh baby cry called the mother tree, bird and laughing it is a h was KB and the most terrible songs h is its source, because this song has a little-known story behind the h this was originally called h jade under any feeling so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her because it was the ugly h when only a kind of contagious plague. The only way to spend only on the jade That smile on his face and always such a doll. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h sad about the end of the age of fifteen when the Mood for Love, for world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room. In this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the mother of his mother see that h This cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault. In this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, death Before I left, still holding the doll, as if that piece of his daughter would follow in her daughter went to the hh things getting dull under the successive death. but always at night when the crows crow, came the faint sound of h! Mom! I'm so lonely That the only white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into a cat face (the Japanese to the cat as the mascot), but in order not to make it sound (with the General himself is guilt on the concubine the daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, the doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the North Village family was massacred and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed in this nearly sold last year around the doll is open in the world, but the story is still less known and due to the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But the collection of ordinary people to discuss it only because of its human shape. has this baby story is so sad, you must have seen, it is that The villain of the original human-like cat h. ddddd (please pull in the end) Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China, good friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home , h walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, the kind of Aladdin's lamp to him like a curious pick it up, brushed the dust on the bottle lamp suddenly cropped white white smoke slowly the smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: The Dragon: I was half and half dragon h. Do not leave it h white smoke to the shrouded living, Dragon Three Character Classic is also gradually disappeared until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth! two in a joy Home worry when people pass by here just to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. he wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful, become a person. Then remark handed down to posterity, but also added language textbooks.
63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial, when you come out again. just the time the weather was very hot, there are drops of water in thawed who see little grandson in the next, very tense shouting: 64. a man one day meet God .. God is good when suddenly going to give that person a desire to h. asking God what you desire to do h h h man thought I heard that cats have nine Mania h you 9 Mania it gave me .. you .. God said, slightly h. desire to achieve one day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h 9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks h. Results a train in the past that people still die h. h Why is this? because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: KB? In the middle of the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: her why she would not say just what hh head down I do not know how to do, after all, love or can not be forced h. My friend said she recently told a man to go close I can not believe do not want to believe because h.. hh I really like her, but h.. day in the street I was surprised to see her holding hands with another that he is very close to my heart a sudden laugh broke hh hh. After I find out h only know that he turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third class on the ratio of university students which A hh .. could not sleep the past few days I have been, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I like a long time decided to send her an apple a day because I firmly believe that Can you speak chinese? He decided to go for a walk and left A walking path h in the highway near his home run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police asked as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery Photo tickets to his h read 1. not wearing a seatbelt 2. driving without a license 3. speed less than 60
70. MM have to look pretty oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans, pick out one. three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool Once washed away, it will not come back. Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but they are not the same every time h. Life is like stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features ! Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out stuff .. Life is like a stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only Flaring .. Life is like a stool a few fart, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, Your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~ ~ ~~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher on sick leave, 40 are female students who take classes will be looking forward to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female students with provocative language, said: We Can not school teachers, play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent child, said: ~ ~ Dear students good books away and examination now!
74. one day , cockroaches sister ran crying back .. cockroaches father asked: He look happy to say:
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